And the Walls shall drip red from the blood of the Fallen Ninjas... Those who paid the ULTIMATE sacrifice to become the Ingredients for the food that will be served. And It will be such Wondrous Food, with Flavors and.... (handed Important looking Letter) Mumbles to self while reading the letter....
WHAT DO THEY MEAN "Ninja Cannibalism is deemed to be a War Crime according to the Asian Cuisine and Commerce Treaties of 1853 and that such a breach will invalidate all Food licenses held by say person."!!!!
They are just NINJAS!!!!!!! I don't care if it is a War Crime I have 100 dead ninjas that are going to go bad if I don't use them by AI. (BAM...BAM...BAM!BAM!!BAM!!!!!... a dog climbs up to the computer and pushes the body off the chair)
Chef Pug here, the late Iron Chef Ninja is now apologizing to the souls of that genocided Ninja Clan. And later I will beat into him why having half the world hunt you down as a War Criminal is not part of the Bushido of the Kitchen. As for the Panel .... (stares out of the Window seeking inspiration) ....
Of Course... the Seasons...
This year since I will be doing a panel at Anime Detour also, I will base the theme upon the Seasons of Japan. There will be two cookbooks, one for each convention. Anime Detour will hold the Seasons of Winter and Spring. The Seasoning of a Roaring fire and The Taste of a Reborn island. Which leaves Anime Iowa to be the Summer and the Fall of our Culinary time line. Yes... I like that. A full year of Treats and Food to feed someone's soul and stomach through each Season's cycle.
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